"The funniest book I have ever read. A gardening competition in the village of Mountrose in Northern Ireland results in all manner of skullduggery, theft, shootings, bribery, poisoning and bugging and all to gain the top prize of a massive monetary cheque and the chance to re-create the winning garden on the White House lawn in Washington, especially if the winner can produce the world's first legitimate blue rose. Fenians and Orangemen are forced to work together in "harmony" as the massive cross community effort unfolds. With characters of such names as "letemout Lou" "Smiler Mc Cormack" "Switchblade Vic" and "Harry the Hurler" you just know you won't be bored."